Bugs Bunny (The Voice of Reason)

 

 

Bono

Did someone let Bono outside last night?

 

 

Oh no, did he get in a row with a stray cat again?

 

 

 

 

Aw look his nose is all scratched up...

I'll get the Bactine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't know what Bactine is?

Is it cooties?

 

 

No it's not cooties! Geez, what did your mom put on your knee-scrapes when you were a kid?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Neosporin.

Oh. Of course.

NOT THAT I FELL DOWN A LOT OR ANYTHING.

Ever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes. Neosporin was for stuff that wasn't your fault

Hydrogen Peroxide was to punish you.

I think that was for when you hurt yourself doing something stupid that you shouldn't have been doing.

Oh, in the brown bottle?

Bactine is more like Hydrogen Peroxide.

I never saw Neosporin until I was thirteen and sliced my foot open with a machete. The doctor gave it to us.

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