Bono
Bugs
Bunny (The Voice of Reason)
Echo
Echo
Echo
The
Edge
Echo
Ugh,
getting to the bathroom on this Bus is like being in a game of Pitfall.
That
means it's time for...
SPRING
CLEANING!
Well
then there's no time to lose!
The
Edge
Good. I'm going to start by throwing out this old blanket of Bono's.
Oh, about that: Hell, no.
Bono
Come on, the thing is a rag.
You
don't understand. I've had that blanket since I was born. That blanket is older
than I am, and considering the materials it's made out of, it will probably
be around long after I die. It's a part of my life.
The
Edge
You
can see through it.
Bono
You
can't throw something out just because it's old and no one wants to look at
it anymore. I mean, how long has Morrissey been on the Bus?
The
Edge
Bono
Sorry, it's going. *throws blanket out window onto highway*
Bye-bye!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bono
Bono
Bono
Echo
Bono
Bono
Echo
Echo
Echo
Echo
Adam
Clayton
Larry
Mullen, Jr.
Oscar
Wilde
*cries
some more for good measure*
*watches*
Bono's
still crying?
Wow.
I haven't seen him cry this hard since Smashing Pumpkins broke up.
Ugh,
if only we knew...
Is
Bono still sobbing over that blanket? How do you get him to stop?
THREE
WEEKS LATER
...
Gimme.
This
one's like a zebra.
Why
is it turning me on?
Wait.
Is that one of those fuzzy blankets? It's like, acrylic, but it feels kind
of like fur, only softer, and it has sort of an animal-type print on it?
I
don't wanna new blanket.
*shakes
head* Anyway, here, Bono. I bought you a new blanket.