Greetings, loyal Fooksurgh fans! I'm very sorry that I haven't been posting many new episodes lately. I'm not giving up on Fooksburgh, it's just that I've been busy IRL, on account of my promotion at work. (Unfortunately, it's not one of those promotions where you get a new title, or a raise, or any recognition. You just get more work to do. You can probably relate.)
Anyway, here's an episode about being busy.
*rushes by*
Okaywheresthecheckbookificouldjustfindthecheckbook...
...
*rushes by*
Howmanyquartersdoyouneedforthedryer?Four?Five?
*sigh*
All I wanted to do tonight was play some Soul Calibur 2, but now I find out that no one's been keeping up on the bills, so I have to pay them, plus do the dishes, and go to the laundromat, and...
*running by*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!
Look, all you have to do is delegate some of the work.
Yeah?
Sure. You can do the laundry and the dishes and the bills...
... but then get someone else that you trust to play Soul Calibur 2 for you.
No, I mean, jokes about video games that are less than ten years old?
That is not how we do things around here.
Take that shit to Penny Arcade.
Sorry, I was just trying to be funny. That was kind of sick, huh?
You guys, that is SO WRONG.
No, I tried it. It's not Taki.
It's Voldo.
Hey, I heard if you beat all the missions while holding down the B button, you get to see Taki with no clothes on.