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John Malkovich
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John Malkovich
John Malkovich

 

 

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Greetings, loyal Fooksurgh fans! I'm very sorry that I haven't been posting many new episodes lately. I'm not giving up on Fooksburgh, it's just that I've been busy IRL, on account of my promotion at work. (Unfortunately, it's not one of those promotions where you get a new title, or a raise, or any recognition. You just get more work to do. You can probably relate.)

Anyway, here's an episode about being busy.

 

 

I don't understand what Morrissey was so upset about. You could hardly even tell it was a spider after we taped it to his mirror.

 

 

 

 

*rushes by*

Okaywheresthecheckbookificouldjustfindthecheckbook...

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*rushes by*

Howmanyquartersdoyouneedforthedryer?Four?Five?

 

 

 

 

John Malkovich

 

 

 

 

*sigh*

All I wanted to do tonight was play some Soul Calibur 2, but now I find out that no one's been keeping up on the bills, so I have to pay them, plus do the dishes, and go to the laundromat, and...

ScottPhisto
Well you can't just go running around like your hair's on fire.

 

 

*running by*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!

John Malkovich

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See, he can.
John Malkovich

Look, all you have to do is delegate some of the work.

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John Malkovich

Yeah?

Sure. You can do the laundry and the dishes and the bills...

... but then get someone else that you trust to play Soul Calibur 2 for you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bruuuuuuuuuuuce!
John Malkovich
Bruuuuuuuuuuuce!
Meriadoc Brandybuck
John Malkovich
Meriadoc Brandybuck

No, I mean, jokes about video games that are less than ten years old?
That is not how we do things around here.

Take that shit to Penny Arcade.

Sorry, I was just trying to be funny. That was kind of sick, huh?

You guys, that is SO WRONG.

Ew!

No, I tried it. It's not Taki.

It's Voldo.

Hey, I heard if you beat all the missions while holding down the B button, you get to see Taki with no clothes on.

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