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Dear
Dad,
Just
writing to wish you a happy birthday. I am sorry I can't be there, as I am on
the road a lot these days.
I
told the others on the Bus that it was your birthday, and asked if they had
any messages for you.
Morrissey said to tell you "Meat is Murder."
I told him not to worry, that you were a fervent supporter of the ASPCA.
I
neglected to tell him that ASPCA stands for Always Season Properly Cooked Animals.
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Silent
Bob didn't have much to say, on account of he doesn't know you that well.
Although
I made it clear that it was your birthday, Raúl kept asking how
Mom was, and what she was up to. I'm not sure why.
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However,
I know that he appreciates the knives and military paraphernalia that you always
send him. I even gave him some of my childhood toys, to complete the collection.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy your birthday.
Echo.