Delivery Guy

 

 

The delivery guy's here!

 

 

 

 

Good afternoon, ma'am.

Ma'am?!

Someone's not using their moisturizer.

 

 

 

 

Got your order here:

 

 

 

 

One hundred and fifty tubes of toothpaste...

Excellent.

 

 

Five hundred packets of ramen noodles...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Excellent.

Three tubes of super-glue solvent.

What? I didn't order any of that.

Finally! Thanks!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"To boldly go..." *snicker*

Where'd you come up with that?

Excuse me? Anti-Snapple?

Then there's the six cases of Anti-Snapple.

Six? Six cases?

What am I going to do with six cases of Snapple? Unless you're planning on coming back tomorrow.

And then we got six cases of Snapple...

No reason.

Wait. Why are you guys holding hands?

 

Actually, we're quite timid about it, and we typically send out a more expendable reconnaisance party first.

To boldly go where no one has gone before?

Our five-year mission is to explore strange new worlds...to seek out new life and new civilizations...

Says right here.

I'm you. From an alternate universe. I'm in charge of a Bus, too, all of whom are alternate versions of your crew.

Who the hell are you?

Beg your pardon, I believe that belongs to us.

 

 

 

 

Alright, well, take your freaky-deaky Anti-Snapple and get out of here.

Just one question though: If your mission is to explore civilizations...

...then what are you doing here on Earth?