The Edge

 

 

*sawing hole in floor*

 

 

 

 

What are you doing?

Sawing a hole in the floor to escape through. I read about it in a book once.

Oh, really.

 

 

 

 

Okay, well actually I saw it in a movie.

 

 

 

 

...

Actually, it was a Looney Tune.

 

 

But look, it worked! We can drop through this hole to freedom!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I, being the bold and fearless hero that I am, will go first.

*THUD*

Hey, it's dark down here. I'm gonna light a match to find out where I am. That never signals certain doom.

*lights match*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And don't get me started on the insipid lyrics! Posers like that...

Hey! Hey, where'd you go?

This is a kazoo.

I saw it in a Looney Tune. Here, play this.

*drop*

Where'd you get that idea?

Okay, don't panic. Maybe you can lull it to sleep by playing some music.

Oh help me Jeebus I think it's hungry.

...so trendy and derivative!

Psst!

*lowers rope*

I hate Franz Ferdinand! You know who listens to them? A bunch of wannabe urban hipsters who think they're cool just because...

*sigh*

...Vzzzt vffft zzt vfft...

Is that Franz Ferdinand?

...Vzzt?