Echo
Echo
Moby
Echo
Echo
Moby
*sigh*
I'm so depressed. You know, it's been almost three years, here on this Bus...
And the pandas still haven't mated.
You need cheering up. We should do something.
I know! Let's have a Field Day!
Excuse
me?
You know, when you were in school, and they'd have that day where everyone goes
outside and does relay races and little games.
Moby
I hated those. When I was a kid I dreaded Field Day. It was more humiliating
than gym class, and it lasted all day.
There is NO WAY we're having a Field Day.
TWO
HOURS LATER.
Welcome to the First Annual Fooksburgh Field Day!
Everybody have fun and enjoy the sunshine!
EVENT
ONE.
Bruuuuuuuuuuce!
So,
what's this event?
Indiana
Jones
Slip
n' Slide.
Bruuuuuuuuuuce!
Indiana
Jones
That doesn't sound like much of a challenge.
It's
on the roof of the Bus.
Liam
Neeson
Echo
Moby
Dr.
Drew
Meriadoc
Brandybuck
Oscar
Wilde
Peregrin
Took
Indiana
Jones
Bruuuuuuuuuuce!
Indiana
Jones
Bruuuuuuuuuuce!
Indiana
Jones
Bruuuuuuuuuuce!
So Liam, who's your partner for this event?
A
squeak toy!
Jesus.
What do you win?
And
the hood is open.
Hmm.
And
the Bus is on an incline.
Hey, look everyone! Even Liam Neeson showed up for Field Day.
EVENT
THREE.
Yikes.
GLAAD's attorneys are gonna have a field day, with that joke.
EVENT
TWO.
Pippin,
this event is called Capture the Flag.
Put
me down, you savage!
I
got him! I got him!
Echo
Echo
Don't need one.
I can compete in the three-legged race...by myself.
TO
BE CONTINUED...
Folks, my mom wrote that joke. Someone find her some help.
Or at least take her to see Kinsey, because I don't think Dad wants
to go see it.