Adam Clayton

 

 

What is the proper name for this event? You know, where you have to race while carrying an egg on a spoon?

 

 

 

 

*shrug* Roman Orgy?

EVENT FIVE.

Skeet Porn? How does that work?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Samwise is a bit ambitious, isn't he? Leaves with an egg and spoon, comes back with an omelette.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wha---

Oh no. No, no. Look at you two! You've taken a pure, wholesome thing like Greco-Roman Twister and turned it into something dirty.

Echo, you better come see this.

*gasp* My God.

Someone get me the President.

...Of Milton Bradley.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And the winner is...Sage, who survived Russian Roulette, even though we used a Glock!

Hmm. Good thing I'm a lousy shot.

Russian Roulette.

Ha! I've won every event so far today! I am in the zone!

So what's the last event?

Sage, your prize is, you get to play Seven Minutes in Heaven with anyone on the Bus that you want.

I choose...the X-Box!

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Pull this lever and find out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, I'm exhausted, the boys are fighting over the X-Box, and Frodo and Sam wound up in a potato sack together. It's just another typical day on the Bus...

Raúl hasn't let me have a turn since he got Halo 2.

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How do you think we got all these empty potato-sacks in the first place?

Heh. Kind of funny, don't you think? An Irishman, competing in the potato-sack race?

Ready?