Stewart Copeland

 

 

Stewart Copeland

So...Where were you last night?

 

 

What are you talking about?

 

 

 

 

Don't play dumb with me. Everyone knows you go running around every night.

We've all seen the other sites. The girls who run them always have different people hanging out, but you've been spotted on every single one of them.

So? Where were you last night? Some Zoo, or Mansion, or Cafe?

 

 

 

 

That's just complete nonsense. I couldn't have been out last night. I was driving the Bus!

 

 

 

 

Uh huh. I came out here at three this morning and I found a brick on the gas pedal, and the Bus was being steered by one of those little plastic birds that drinks the water.

Come on buddy, I thought you were on my side!

 

 

We all were on the same side, when we had some semblance of solidarity! Back when we were all trapped here on this Bus, with no hope of escape. Before you started running around, you little whore!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey now. Whores do it for money. I do it for the cheap thrills!

...That probably didn't help my defense, did it?

Get off the Bus! You are banished forthwith! See if anyone else will put up with your obnoxiousness the way we do here!