The Magic 8-Ball

 

 

The Lie Detector

 

 

The One. Hero of The Matrix. Can you believe how inconsistent and boring that series got? Seriously, I want my eight bucks back.

 

 

 

 

A locus tree.

Caylean married him in a civil ceremony in Vermont a while back.

The two most fearsome ghosts in Pac-Man.

 

 

 

 

Come on, you remember Otter Pops.

 

 

Dr. Frasier Crane's brother on the NBC series Frasier.

Not a Freudian.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He's alive. So, no disassemble, okay?

To be recognized for their acheivments, women must work twice as hard and do twice as well as their male counterparts.

Thankfully, this is not difficult.

Gloomy lead singer of the Doors and object of worship in one of rock's biggest death cults.

Big Bird is brought to you by the letter M and the number 6.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

An extra-terrestrial being of some sort. He keeps using up all the long-distance minutes on everyone's mobile phones.

Host of the Today show.

Secretly wants to be a woman. Don't ask us how we know this.

Harry Potter's owl.

Have you heard the rumors? Yeah, everyone's heard about that.

Cacaphonic actor. Yet somehow, we all forgot he was on the Bus for a year and a half. He was probably hiding behind the Snapple machine.

Musician, producer, and occasional collaborator with U2 and/or Brian Eno. Keeps Eno from being too evil.

Mythological bringer of Chaos.

Always hogging the Missile Command machine.

Television is our friend.

Yes, that's what this Bus needs. Another rock poet.

Lead guitarist of Van Halen.

Poor Man's Bruce Springsteen.

Lead singer of the Rolling Stones.

Careful! A stiff wind will break Mick in half.

Sing us a song, you're the piano man...

Wait. Wrong piano man.

Flamboyant captain from the Disney film Pirates of the Caribbean. Savvy?

 

 

Penis envy? Yeah right. Only when we have to go to the bathroom in the woods.

"Touch my monkey! Love him!"

SNL character. Host of Sprockets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The remnants of a clone army of Sean Astins.

To try and explain would be pointless.

Linguist, social critic, and MIT professor.

Consumer advocate with ocassional political aspirations.