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Mona
Echo's Mom (Appearing via Satellite)

 

 

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Jedi Master Guru. Licensed Psychotherapist and Faith Healer. Slash mistress. Great American Novelist.

Despite what anyone else may tell you, Echo is in charge.

 

 

Echo's trusty sidekick and Padawan learner.

Mona left the Bus after sometime around episode 110, seeking greener pastures. Good luck to her, then.

 

 

 

 

The Man-Slut of Fooksburgh. Spends his time on the Bus trying to procure more attractive female passengers.

He's not gay. Honestly.

Echo's cousin. Considered to be three of the five scariest things on Earth. Her early career is rooted in controversy. Spends her time on the Bus chasing David Bowie.
Sage is one of many mechanical geniuses on the Bus, but he is particularly known for his impressive tools.

 

 

 

 

Appears occasionally to live vicariously through her daughter. Which makes her terribly misled.
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Echo's personal assistant. What, you think she fetches her own Snapple?