And today I'd like to share with you ladies a most glorious spectacle: Raúl's hair.
Behold!
SILENCE.
Do not bother to ask about his selection of hair care products. It remains a guarded secret. Content yourselves merely to gaze once more upon Raúl, and his hair!
This is my kung-fu. It is strong.
(Heh. I get to star in episode #420.)