Caylean

 

 

Bono

I got England! I got England!

 

 

Excuse me?

 

 

 

 

I got England, Germany, the north half of the Atlantic Ocean, and all the Tower Record stores.

What did ScottPhisto give you?

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That one's way too easy.

 

 

 

 

So are you going to tell me what's going on?

 

 

 

 

You haven't heard about the plans he's drawing up?

I've been distracted by other projects lately.

 

 

You should go talk to him before he gives everything away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I've heard you've got some great scheme going on.

Right you are. I'm dividing things up for when I conquer the planet.

Because let's be realistic. It's only a matter of time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sorry. Frodo and Sam claimed it.

Gimme New Zealand.

I don't want Australia! It's all full of poisonous snakes and stuff!

Um...let's see...

You can have Australia.

Oh yeah? What do I get?

I'm a generous guy. When I rule the world, everyone on the Bus gets a share.

Hey, who's ruling the world here, you or me?

Wait. Can you have the penguins put in the Space Needle?

And the Space Needle.

But that's okay. I'm giving you Frodo and Sam.

*writes* Antarctica...Echo.

But I want some penguins too.

Sweet.

Are you asking me?