Echo

 

 

Bono

 

 

*sip*

 

 

 

 

*bursts in*

No Thanksgiving episode? No Christmas episode? No New Year's episode?

What's going on? Why haven't we embraced the holiday season?

Hey, I'm all about the holidays. Here I am, having egg nog with the hobbits.

 

 

 

 

You're supposed to have egg nog with rum.

 

 

 

 

Besides, who could possibly muster any holiday cheer? There hasn't been a new episode of Lost in weeks!

We're all going mad. We need to know what happens!

 

 

So...that's why everyone's been getting together to write their own Lost scripts and perform them at the back of the Bus every day?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll have you know that my talent as a screenwriter is nothing to sneer at.

Ah, yes, I do recall the enormous success of Eraserhead: The Musical.

So, who does everyone play?

Let's see, the Black Spy is the stupid boring doctor, Zorak is Sawyer...

Uh, who else?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ha. Well, I'm gonna leave you losers to it. Have fun playing dress-up.

David Bowie, duh.

So, who gets to be the mysterious creature from another world that makes strange metallic noises?

No, they made me the pregnant girl.

And let me guess, you're Charlie?

Edge is Sayid! And Bruce is the crazy hunter guy...

TO BE CONTINUED...

We'll be filming all the grotto scenes in his bunk from now on.

Don't worry about that, you guys. Bono's always irritable when he's molting.