Raúl

 

 

Echo

Can you help me do my taxes?

 

 

Wow, getting an early start, huh? Well, I'd be happy to.

 

 

 

 

Doing your taxes isn't really that difficult. It's just a lot of addition and subtraction.

I hate subtraction. It's so negative.

Wait. Why did you check the box that says "Married, filing separately"?

 

 

 

 

Hey.

That's between me, her, the state of Nevada, and the Elvis impersonator.

 

 

 

 

And Siegfried and Roy, who were our witnesses.

Why didn't you tell me? Maybe I'm crazy, but I think people should come clean about stuff like this pretty early in a relationship.

 

 

Stop judging me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, what else am I supposed to do in my spare time?

I don't know --- Read gay porn and watch Duran Duran videos?

Do your own damn taxes.