Echo

 

 

Echo

Hello and welcome back to the Newlyfooks Game! The show where I have my revenge on the happy couples on the Bus by making them hate each other!

 

 

This next one's for the guys...or, whoever is the butch one in the relationship: "When making whoopie, she---"

 

 

 

 

Okay, hold it.

Can we please have a more mature "standard" euphemism for sex?

How about "Test-driving the Hummer"?

Forget it. Let's move on.

Fill in the blank: "It really annoys my mate when I _________."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*turns card around*

"Leaves the cap off the eyeliner."

Whatever. *turns card around*

 

 

"Laughs like a hyena"?

But you said you thought that was cute!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I say a lot of thing to get rock stars into bed.

I once told Trent Reznor that it turned me on the way his nose whistled.

You...you cheated on me with Trent Reznor?!

Well, folks, my job here is done.

Tune in tomorrow, when I try to break Frodo and Sam up by convincing each of them that the other ate the last Sno-Ball.

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David, what did you write?