Bruuuuuuuuuce!

 

 

Bruuuuuuuuuce!

Whatcha got there?

 

 

M&M salad.

 

 

 

 

It's all green ones.

Oh, some guys from Nike stopped by looking for you. They want to buy the rights to "Born to Run."

 

 

 

 

You told them No, right?

 

 

 

 

When are these people going to realize that my songs can't be bought!

Unless, you know, you go to a record store. Then you can buy my songs.

 

 

Hey man, you shouldn't just turn down every opportunity that comes along. You never know when you're going to regret not taking a chance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me, for instance. When I was in high school, Gwen Stefani asked me to go to the prom with her. But I turned her down, because I was really into building this model of the Enterprise...

...

I'm gonna go listen to No Doubt in my bunk and cry, is that okay?

 

 

 

 

Huh. Now I just have to figure out why he cries when he listens to Boomtown Rats.