The
Edge
Echo
Echo
The
Edge
Echo
Echo
Attention everyone!
This Bus has been classified as a residence, so we are now subject to a yearly
inspection. You know, make sure there are no health violations, fire hazards,
that sort of thing.
So how are we going to deal with it?
Try
to outrun them.
And
if we can't?
...
The
Edge
*shrug*
THUMP!
Echo
What
was that?
Someone's trying to get through the roof hatch!
No, don't let them open the---
CRASH!
OSHA
Inspector
Hey
folks. They knew you'd try to escape, so they decided to air-drop me.
Echo
OSHA
Inspector
How
did you know this was the Bus you wanted?
Oh,
it's easy to tell from the air. Yours is the Bus that has "ALIENS LAND
HERE. WE HAVE FRUIT SNACKS" painted on the roof.
OSHA
Inspector
Sage
OSHA
Inspector
Sage
OSHA
Inspector
Sage
Sage
ScottPhisto
OSHA
Inspector
ScottPhisto
OSHA
Inspector
Echo
Echo
Inside...a
little box, apparently, marked "Not Funny."
A
jar of leeches?
Here's
our first-aid kit.
The
first thing on my list is First Aid. What kind of medical treatments are you
prepared to provide in the residence?
FIRST
AID
Well, then.
Welcome to our Bus. Notice there is no "P" in it. Please keep it
that way.
Huh.
...
Heh.
That's an inside joke.
...
Yep,
we're kickin' it old-school.
By
which I mean it has stopped raining.
All
the roof leaks around here are now fixed.
STRUCTURAL
STABILITY
Sage
Well,
there's my laboratory, which we had to expand in order to accomodate all the
paramecia.
Bruuuuuuuuuuuuce!
OSHA
Inspector
OSHA
Inspector
Sage
Sage
Have
there been any additions built onto the original structure?
Have
you ever tried to actually eat a Boca Sausage?
Not
only are there Mr. Yuk stickers on everything under the sink, but they're also
on half of what's in the refrigerator.
I'm happy to see that you're properly labeling the poisonous chemicals and
substances.
FOOD
SANITATION
I
probably shouldn't have said that last part.
We
had a sauna room, as well, but we burned it down for the insurance money.
TO
BE CONTINUED...