Jay

 

 

Jay

Heh heh.

Dude, check out what I'm going to do.

 

 

What's that?

 

 

 

 

Springsteen's got an interview on live TV tonight, so I baked some 'shrooms into a turkey pot pie and I'm gonna give it to him. He's gonna freak out in front of the whole country!

Wait. You mean, you baked hallucinogens into the pie that was sitting on the counter?

The pie on the red plate? That has disappeared and I'm sure I don't know where it went?

 

 

 

 

Uh, yeah, that's the one.

 

 

 

 

Huh.

 

 

Oh man, Kevin...

Like, do you believe that the belly button is the window to the soul?

 

 

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You ate a turkey pot pie, didn't you?

I've been there.