The Edge

 

 

*eating M&Ms*

 

 

 

 

Huh. This one's got a W on it.

Lemme see.

...Hey!

 

 

 

 

Heh. Gotcha.

 

 

 

 

You guys, I think we better go get Echo.

What happened to her?

 

 

Predator took her.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow. First I find a bruise on my arm that looks just like Cameron Diaz, and now this.

This is the weirdest day ever.

Okay everybody spread out. I'll cover the east quadrant, you two take the north quadrant.

Can't you tell us that silently, by making cool hand-gestures?

I've got a hand-gesture for you. Now go cover the north quadrant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Predator was all, "Totally! My favorite scene was where they unfroze the captain and tried talking to him."

Hey guys, what's going on?

That's 'cause we're in South Dakota.

I can't see a thing.

And I was like, "Hell yeah, dude, that movie was awful --- in the best way possible!"

And Predator was like, "Wait a minute. You've seen Dark Star? I thought I was the only one who'd ever seen that movie!"

Well, you know, that's a funny story. See, he was dragging me up this tree, and I started wailing, "Woe is me! I am going to be killed by a creature whose very nature is ridiculous! This is just like Dark Star!"

Shhh. We're looking for Echo.

How did you escape Predator?!

GAH!

Um...Hi.

 

 

So what's been going on with you guys?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, so we went to Orange Julius and talked about bad sci-fi movies, and then we got a taxi, but he dropped me off here.

Whatever!

Huh. It looks just like Charlize Theron.

Check out this bruise I got!