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Caylean

Caylean

 

 

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Alright, you guys, I have an announcement:

We can't make any more gay jokes about Kevin Spacey. It upsets my mom.

 

 

Why not?

 

 

 

 

Well, I don't want to get into specifics...but basically my mom wants his bones, and the idea that he is gay would break her heart.

So how does she deal with the fact that he keeps his private life a closely guarded secret and has never been spotted with a girlfriend?

Um...I think that my mom thinks that Kevin Spacey is, uh, saving himself...for her.

 

 

 

 

But...I just caught him in front of the bathroom mirror, using a hairbrush as a microphone and singing "It's Raining Men."

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I think that's part of her theory.

Alright folks, that's all I wanted to say. Gotta go.

 

 

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I'm gonna go fax my mom a pink form to fill out...just in case she's right.