Echo

 

 

Bono

It's too bad I haven't been keeping up with posting new episodes the way I used to.

 

 

There's been all sorts of exciting things going on lately.

 

 

 

 

We got to meet Sean Astin! He was awesome. And shorter than I was. I felt much better about myself.

I shook his hand!

And when I pulled back I scratched him just a little bit, to get a skin sample under my fingernails.

Then they brought the sample back to me, and I used it to clone a whole army of Sean Astins!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So what happened to all the Sean Astins?

Eh...remember when you were a kid and your dog disappeared, and your parents told you that they took him to a farm where he could chase rabbits and be happy?

 

 

Yeah...?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah.

It was sick.

And I don't mean "sick" as in "ill."

And I don't mean "ill" as in "dope."
And I don't mean "dope" as in "stupid."
And I don't mean "stupid" as in "bad."
And I don't mean "bad" as in "good."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uh...two.

I kept one.

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It didn't turn out so well, though. Instead of becoming a disciplined army of unstoppable death machines, they all just ran around whining, "Tell me I'm a good person! Tell me I'm a good person!"