Sting

 

 

Sting

*sings* Everyone I know is lonely...

 

 

...and God's so far away...

 

 

 

 

...and my heart belongs to no one...

Aw poor Sting. Pretty Sting...

How could Sting be lonely? He's so pretty.

 

 

 

 

Just because you've got all the groupies and cocaine you could ever ask for, doesn't mean you don't still get lonely sometimes.

 

 

 

 

Not that I did those things...

...for more than five years or so...

 

 

He did it to save the rainforest, I'm sure.