Echo
Sage
Echo
Sage
Spam!
John
Malkovich
Echo
Get
this:
A
revolutionary new service connecting cheating wives with single men. They are
lonely and they need a real man to satisfy their intimate desires. Browse the
database and get a date with a cheating wife tonight.
Because
you know, nowhere else can a married woman find the satisfaction she needs,
except from the kind of men who respond to porn spam.
Here's the one I'm tired of seeing:
Men, are you satisfied with the size of your manhood?
I
think I'm going to respond to this one, but I'm going to send them a picture
of it and say, "I don't know, are you satisfied with the size of it?"
Sage
Well, I'm satisfied with the size of it.
!
John
Malkovich
!
What?
I saw his in the locker room at the YMCA swimming pool.
John
Malkovich
...
John
Malkovich
I'm
not saying anything, just that it was a good size.
John
Malkovich
Echo
A
person can...appreciate...an aesthetically pleasing....uh....
John
Malkovich
Sage
...
You're
not going to kick me off the Bus now, are you?
John
Malkovich
...
I
just finished my toothpick sculpture and I don't think I can fit it through
the doorway.