Bono

 

 

Bono

When are we gonna have some new episodes, huh?

 

 

Go away. I'm busy.

 

 

 

 

But I'm going completely mad! No one's paying attention to MEEEE!

Look what I've been reduced to!

What's this?

 

 

 

 

I went through last week's newspapers and crossed out the proper nouns and wrote my name in.

 

 

 

 

*reads*

"Bono Headed For Florida Panhandle. Residents Encouraged to Evacuate."

"U.S. Checking For Possible Cases of Mad Bono Disease."

 

 

Oh, and look at this. Apparently you're also Deep Throat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't write that one. Edge did.

Whoa! How long has it been since we've had one of those jokes, huh?

About six minutes.

 

 

Here. I bought you a portable radio and a Mr. Microphone.

That's what I was waiting for!

*scampers off*