Echo
Dr.
Drew
John
Malkovich
Dr.
Drew
ScottPhisto
John Malkovich
LATER,
OUR HEROES RETURN AFTER A FRUITFUL NIGHT OF TRICK-OR-TREATING.
Hey! This apple has a razor in it!
What kind of sicko would give razor-apples to kids?
Oh,
I did that just now.
Who
did you expect to eat this?
No
one. I just really hate apples.
ScottPhisto
While we were out someone soaped our windows.
Good.
Those windows were filthy.
Echo
And
they egged our mailbox.
We
don't have a mailbox.
ScottPhisto
We
don't? But I've been putting all my outgoing mail in there for two and a half
years!
Echo
I guess that explains why you never received that life-size vibrating pewter
statue of Angelina Jolie.
ScottPhisto
And
I saved all those box-tops...
FIN.