Matt Lauer

 

 

Indiana Jones, appearing live via satellite

Folks, you're just in time! We now go live via satellite to Indiana Jones, who is at this very moment uncovering one of the most baffling mysteries of our time!

 

 

Indy, are you there?

 

 

Ooo, I can't wait! You know what I think the secret ingedient is?

 

 

 

 

Hey! What happened to the feed?

 

 

Sorry man, I need this TV. Lost is gonna be on in a minute.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Use. Another. TV!

But I need the big one! This is a very special episode!

I heard that in this one, Kate and Jack fight over which one of them knows what's best for everyone! And Kate looks really skanky, but in a careful, precise way, so she's way hot.

I hate myself for what I must now do to you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah. My arm still hurts from when we played "Slugbug" in Germany.

I think we should get out of here. I don't want to get mixed up in this.

Whatever! When I get done with you, you're only gonna have two testicles!

Don't mess with me, man. I studied karate...at Harvard!

Oh yeah? You gonna start something?

Maybe the satellite feed will be back in time to catch the Hubble pictures of Bono's ego.

Yay!

Come on, let's go switch all the labels on everyone's prescriptions.