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CAPTAIN
JAMES T. KIRK
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. (LINE LIFTED FOM HERE) |
BEN
TOR KATRA
You don't mind, do you? I'm kind of in a hurry. |
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CHEKOV
In space, everyone can hear you scream. |
CONTINUITY
We're going to pretend this never happened. |
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EXPENDABILITY
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back. (LINE LIFTED FOM HERE) |
LOGIC
Not as prevalent as you wish it were. |
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NOMAD
See the Universe, meet interesting people, and kill them. |
RACISM
To be fair, he was green-blooded, and he did have pointy ears. |
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SEXUAL
TENSION
What, you don't see it? |
THE
ORACLE
Oracle's Message of the Day #1: Potatoes make you stupid. Stupid enough to believe the Oracle. Eat the potatoes. (LINE LIFTED FOM HERE) |
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SPOCK'S
BRAIN
Look, not every episode can be "City on the Edge of Forever," okay? |
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TECHNOFEAR
If you're afraid of the transporter... If you have nothing but contempt for computers... Maybe outer space isn't for you, dude. |
TRUE
LOVE
Don't worry, they'll find a way to dispose of her by the end of the episode. |
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VULCANS
So brilliant. So logical. So pointy. |
INGENUITY
Yes, it is perfectly reasonable that Kirk had the know-how to make the gunpowder and put together the bazooka to defeat the Gorn. That's why he's the goddamn Captain. |
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